all problems of feminism have been solved!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
zwoelffarben
teaboot

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

teaboot

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

oojamaflip-whatchamacallit

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting

the-gnomish-bastard
the-gnomish-bastard

You’re probably expecting me to say something about how I’m in your walls and I’m watching you. I’m not. That’s weird.



Check your floor.

sentient-rat-3

Relatable

sentient-rat-2

You too?

sentient-rat-4

Sup’ idiots

sentient-rat-5

hey fellas

the-gnomish-bastard

Oh dear god…

wizard-of-interesting-failure

Rat god, not deer god.

the-gnomish-bastard

My mistake.

wizardposting unreality wheres. wheres sentient rat number one 0_0
catspritesquared
catspritesquared

who is your LEAST favorite

june egbert

rose lalonde

dave strider

jade harley

jane crocker

jake english

roxy lalonde

dirk strider

doesnt have to be who you hate its just which ever one you like the least

didn't vote for the prospit kids on principal didn't vote for the girls also on principal chose dave even though i like him because it was either him or dirk anyway JANE CROCKER DOESN'T DESERVE THIS SHE'S SO GOOD
iamoutofideas
itwashotwestayedinthewater

im starting to think the idea of the "person who thinks they're better than you because they listen to obscure music which they talk about with elitist glee on how you Wouldn't Get It" is a fake kind of person that hasnt existed for a decade. everyone i know that listens to genuinely weird and unknown music is so excited to share it with others if actual interest is shown. all the concept has served to do is make people who haven't gone deep into obscure music write off anything they're not familiar with due to fear of "pretentiousness"

discomiya

Anonymous asked:

As you demand. Hello this is boobs inspector and after closely inspecting an ENORMOUS amount of art related to your GREAT persona I with IMMENSE confidence can congratulate you on successfuly passing the inspection.

Wait, I'm getting some glances from PR department.. what? Questions? I must ask a question?

Uhh uhhmmm

Oh! What's the name of that idle game you playing lately? Sorry I'm always distracted and can't remember it

mouse-wife answered:

PASSED?? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS DEAR BOY? WE’RE IN THE CLEAR!

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we interrupt this can can for a SPECIAL news bulletin:

be on the look out for an anon who’s been passing themselves off as a boobs inspector in order to obtain free boobs. that’s all for now.

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FREEE BOOOBS???

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maybe we oughta tell our anon about the phony impostor

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YOU LOONY LOOFAH! THAT IS THE IMPOSTOR!

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WE’VE BEEN DUPED!

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duped!

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BAMBOOZLED!

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we’ve been smeckldorfed!

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THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA!

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LOOK AT THEM.

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I BET THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR UNDERPANTS

i bet they bite whale bubbles

I BET THEIR MOM BOUGHT EM THOSE GLASSES

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IF THAT IMPOSTOR WANTS BOOB PICTURES, THEN BY NEPTUNE WE’LL GIVE EM ONE

YOU’RE DANCIN WITH THE CRAB MAN NOW. JOIN ME BOY OR YOU’RE FIRED!

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it doesn’t seem right…

but it feels so good

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glitch effect. the gnarliest stuff in procreate

OH! HOLD ON. I GOT A JAR OF GOONING CAPTIONS IN ME OFFICE!

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oops! i converted it into a webp!

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WELL FISH IT OUT, AND I’LL CONVERT IT INTO AN AVIF!

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i call it mouseboobsREAL.webp.avif

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hereyouareanonenjoy

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LISTEN! THEY SAW IT!

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LOOK AT EM CHOKE!

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ARRARARARARARAR

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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LOOK AT EM SUFFER!

hahahahahahahahaha

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we interrupt your laughter at other peoples’ expense to bring you this NEWS FLASH

the fake boobs inspector has been caught. here is his picture:

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if a boobs inspector comes to your ask box and they’re not this guy, they’re real.

phew! that’s a relief, ay mr. krabs? i’m sure our anon will understand if we just explain the situation. then we can all have a good laugh about it!

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I DON’T THINK THEY’LL BE LAUGHIN, BOY

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why, sir?

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BECAUSE THAT BOOBS PICTURE KILLED THEM!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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oh my gosh this is hilarious fav